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Kill Gus Boulis's Killer?
Paul Brandreth didn't want to murder anybody. Or did he?
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Silly Wabbit
So a guy in a bunny suit walks into a bar ...
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Mayor of the Nude Beach
So he's naked and in his seventies. He's still the coolest guy you'll ever meet.
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Ignored and Cheated
Farm workers earn nada in America's green bean capital.
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Poisoned Well
What was contaminating our drinking water? Who knows - Dade officials stopped looking.
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Sarnoff Shmarnoff (14)
Commissioner Marc's claim to a famous bloodline just might be fiction.
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Sarnoff Turns His Back on Blacks (20)
Coconut Grove's other half feels left out.
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Mayor of the Nude Beach (5)
So he's naked and in his seventies. He's still the coolest guy you'll ever meet.
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The Reporter and the Tranny (4)
He kissed her, um, him, and that was only the beginning.
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Wine and Food Fest Pops the Cork (2)
SoBes culinary extravaganza gets under way.
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Unlucky Break
Marvin Gaye's divorce album tops this week's pop-culture picks.
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Thinning Crowds
It's always dead at The Club.
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Our Top DVD Picks Scheduled for Release This Week
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Our Top DVD Picks Scheduled for Release this Week
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Our Top DVD Picks Scheduled for Release This Week
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2008 Dolphins Mock Draft
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Love and Cancer
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Weekly News Wrapup - Spiraling Economy, Racketeering and Still No Delegates.
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WMC Preview! Q&A with Louie Vega
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New House Shoes Podcast Up
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Q&A with Pink Martini, at the Adrienne Arsht Center this Friday
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Recent Articles By Robert Wilonsky
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Fast and Loose
True or false, heist flick The Bank Job is too much fun to fact-check
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Oscar-Starved
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Personal Foul
Will Ferrell's umpteenth sports comedy is only half bad. His half.
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Reel Wrap Redux
Week two at the Miami International Film Festival.
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Move Along, Kids
Recent Articles By Jordan Harper
National Features
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Village Voice
A Long Way Wrong?
Another celebrated memoir threatens to blow into a million little pieces.
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LA Weekly
Hoop Dawg
Billionaire Donald T. Sterling owns the L.A. Clippers and loves the ladies. And those are just two of his problems.
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The Pitch
Children of the Porn
Elvin Boone's sex-shop empire crumbles as his offspring feud.
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Westword
The Good Soldier
When the Army tried to take down Andrew Pogany, they messed with the wrong coward.
By Joel Warner
No Country for Old Men
(Paramount)
"A horror comedy chase" is how a grinning Tommy Lee Jones describes No Country for Old Men in the making-of — meanwhile, his fellow actors add to the list such adjectives as "a very primitive ride," "a rabbit chase through Texas," and "a very powerful story about violence." Or, in short, "a Coen brothers film," says Kelly Macdonald, nailing it. Even if the movie, about a hunt for some drug loot, ain't as perfect as it should've been (the final chatty scenes with Jones' sheriff are so deep-think, they threaten to drown what's come before), it's still a stunning distillation of the Coens' oeuvre. It's Blood Simple made by grown-ups, the jokes rich and resonant, and the violence potent and disquieting. And Josh Brolin, as savvy hick Llewelyn Moss, really deserved an Oscar nod. — Robert Wilonsky
South Park: Imaginationland
(Paramount)
It's sorta miraculous that Trey Parker and Matt Stone still have things to say, but they try to say too much in these three connected episodes, released here as a mini-movie. Using a plot about terrorists attacking our collective imagination (and including a subplot about Cartman trying to make Kyle suck his balls), the guys satirize Michael Bay, Homeland Security, ThunderCats, hippies, kiddie lit, televised beheadings, Al Gore, and pantheistic solipsism. With all the big ideas and cartoon bloodbaths, there's almost no room for the humor — and these aren't exactly the funniest episodes of the show. There's also a commentary track full of plain talk from Parker and Stone on Hollywood, Mel Gibson, and story structure, as well as two earlier episodes that introduced critters from Imaginationland. — Jordan Harper
Sleuth
(Sony)
Brisk and clever for a while, Sleuth then becomes boring as hell, a giant chunk of chit (and chat), as Michael Caine and Jude Law do their Tom and Jerry routine. It's a needless remake of a film once starring Caine in the Law role, as the hunk come to claim a rich man's missus. Here it's as cold as its setting, a dimly lit, labyrinthine manse, in which Caine's wealthy author gulps his scotch and spouts his droll witticisms. It feels more like a drama-school exercise than a work of art — and thrills are all but absent, as the men swap roles and allegiances like throwaway disguises. The commentary tracks are infinitely more interesting than the film; the actors really dig talking about the process. Fitting, really, as the film is nothing but process without payoff. — Wilonsky
Five Days
(HBO)
Gone is the golden age of TV miniseries, when the nation would band together to watch Shogun or Roots for eight weeks or so. This collaboration between HBO and the BBC doesn't match the standards of HBO's Band of Brothers, but it is a welcome reminder of what the form is good for. It follows the investigation of a missing woman and her children in five episodes, enough time to fill in the details and allow things to unfold naturally. You won't meet a single magnetizing character, but instead you'll witness more human moments from all the characters — from the woman's forlorn husband and parents to the PR official for the police. Inevitably, all the drama leads to a less-than-satisfying conclusion; then again, it's a sad mystery that depends on a thrilling solution to be worthwhile. — Harper









